End of the World Tree Trimming!

Well, it's December 22nd here. Looks like I survived the apocalypse. So, I decided to wrap everything I bought during my end-of-the-world shopping spree yesterday and make myself happy for Christmas. Only Dear baby Jesus knows how depressed I'll be in January when that credit card bill arrives.

I was putting the last gift under the tree and I found Buddy trying to peek at the gifts. What a naughty elf he is!!

On the 5th day of Christmas....

....my true love gave to me...SHOPPING! I don't have a true love, no Ken Doll to hold me tight or whisper affections on a cold winter night. But when I shop I forget that I'm navigating this Doll-eat-Doll world alone. And Shopping mixed with the coming of our dear lord baby Jesus' birthday makes for a mega super high.

Scored a Christmas tree that was the perfect size for me. And picked up a few presents. I literally picked them up from the post office. My best friend mailed a Christmas parcel to keep me company in this strange land. Thank you Ike!!!

Next: How to hail a cab with a Christmas Tree? I hope the cabbies don't tree-scriminate. HaHa

Elf You A$$@&!*#!

There's nothing like the holidays to bring out the REST in people. Not the best. They give that up in February when they abandon their New Year's resolutions. The rest. Makes us remember who our loved ones really are. My loved one count is really low. (I'm sure you're not surprised because I have this blog. :-/ ) Anyway, I bought a new journal this week. The cover reads if you don't like something change it. Well that's exactly what I'm doing. I was tired of being low so I Elfed myslef (don't turn your nose up most single people do it! It's normal!) Totally picked my spirits up. And this is my favorite time of year.