On the 5th day of Christmas....

....my true love gave to me...SHOPPING! I don't have a true love, no Ken Doll to hold me tight or whisper affections on a cold winter night. But when I shop I forget that I'm navigating this Doll-eat-Doll world alone. And Shopping mixed with the coming of our dear lord baby Jesus' birthday makes for a mega super high.

Scored a Christmas tree that was the perfect size for me. And picked up a few presents. I literally picked them up from the post office. My best friend mailed a Christmas parcel to keep me company in this strange land. Thank you Ike!!!

Next: How to hail a cab with a Christmas Tree? I hope the cabbies don't tree-scriminate. HaHa