On the menu

I've never been so happy that I didn't eat until I came to China. Before now I would envy flavors and smells and even juice my favorite flavors to get a glimpse of what I was missing. Now, I want for nothing. In fact, I may even be on the menu. Many call me 小饺子. What a Cute nickname. I almost embraced it fully, until I saw what else was on the menu...
 These little guys with more than 4 legs...



And these guys with no legs! The snakes make a wine but I'm not sure what version of drunk I would have to be not to notice a snake in my cup. Honey Badger drunk I imagine. 

Duck duck goose!

Finally landed to find my where's George dollar a home. The people are really nice here. Made a friend named Dolphin and she took me to an animal hospital. Although, they must have been really bad doctors because ducks waddled in but people waddled out full and happy. Not sure who is being helped here.

BAD DOCTOR!

Taking George for a Ride

Finding my dollar that hadn't been far in America reminded me of how little travel. I've done in my life. So I've decided to go. How far I don't know. "Take friends with you everywhere you go. Leave the drama behind. There is adventure to find."-me

I boarded a plane so let's see where I land. Based on the sign above I'll be somewhere in Asia land.

I found a dollar...hey, hey, hey, hey!

So I walking down the block minding my business and wouldn't you know it?... I found a dollar folded on the ground! Lucky for me because it was easy to carry it home. When I opened it, it was a wheresgeorge.com dollar. I looked it up in the interweb and this bill hasn't been very far. So I'm going to take it on an adventure!!

Farrago all other hair products

Omg I found a new hair product. In love. It's like I live in a Pantene pro-v commercial but better. Check out my before and after.    BEFORE                                                                AFTER

Secret city!

What a beautiful and perfect day. Explored the secrets of the city with my secret guide 'Janet' (names have been changed to protect the innocent). #dragnet

Ethnic Food

My friend asked me to go with her to get Brazilian at this place called Shobha. But the menu is weird and the chopsticks look really funny.

Looking for an Asian friend

I need someone to tell me what this says. It was hanging at the bus stop. Odd, right?! Only in NY